Alyssa Jane. ◕‿◕ 22. Horror movies. Dormant lizard hoarder. Anime Enthusiast. Napping pro. Kinda bilingual. Frequent melancholy. Married to some nerd.
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My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.
me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:
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As children we’re told not to talk to strangers but as adults we’re considered anti social if we don’t talk to strangers.
Disgusting. please act like a human
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therapist: so how do you feel about your body
me: idk i just work here
being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting
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